THE SEX CARD. While in prison, I got me a tarot deck. The first fumblings, the familiarization
with the cards, took place all on my lonesome. Sanctum sanctorum. In the quiet sanctuary of the
cell. Only, one of the fellas got hip to my divinatory lucubration. Trav – O. He says, “My lady’s
into tarot, and reading palms, and stars, and shit like that.” I reply, “Is that so?” “Yeah, she’s
good, too.” Some introspection swirls through his eyes. He says, “You should do a reading for
me.” Having never read for anyone but myself, I say, “Do you have a question in mind?” Trav –
O’s left eye does a cosmic twitch. He says, “I want to know if my lady’s cheating on me.” I say,
“Shit, Trav – O. I seen your lady. I don’t need to consult the deck to know she’s getting the bone.”
His left eye explodes with nervous tic. He laughs & says, “Man, fuck you.” I say, “Let’s do it.
Now?” “Yeah. Up in my spot. Give me 5 minutes to set the mood.” Mood? Ain’t no sage to burn
here. He rips two stairs a stride up to the 3rd tier. I get the cards and mosey on up to the spot.
When I knock, Trav – O pops his face out. Sweaty, chalky, transmogrified. By ‘set the mood’ I’m
pretty sure he meant snort some meth. “Did anyone see you come up here?” I say, “Yeah.
Everyone.” He gets a mind blown look & says, “Fuck.” I enter. A pink paper slip over the desk
lamp makes for an amniotic ambience. I sit. He says, “What you need?” “Her name.”
“Cassandra.” “Perfect.” I shuffle. He cuts. I lay out a celtic cross spread. The first card drawn is
the ninth cup. The sex card. He sees the look I give the card. He shouts, “Fuck! She is. Isn’t she?”
I cringe & say, “Seems that way.” Choked up, Trav – O turns away, stares out the cell’s sliver of a
window. He mirrors the figure on the 3 of rods which crosses the sex card. The cliff side figure
looks over a harbor to the horizon. Suddenly, Trav – O bolts from the cell, flies down the stairs,
sprints to the telephones, & starts to dial madly. Tarot has power I’m only beginning to
comprehend. And. I didn’t have the heart to tell him. To me, the crosswise 3 of rods means she
ain’t just getting boned. She’s catching three dicks. Not just one.

Mike Barlow is a retired pharmacologist. A former student at Polytechnic Institute of Oxford, he graduated magna cum laude with an honorary degree in parapsychology. His personal interests include recreational betting and electronic surveillance. He is the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize for his debut novel, Take This Dick And Die. Mr. Barlow lives in Houston.







